Wildwood, NJ

Had a great time on the boardwalk. The owner of this classic car let me take it out for a spin even though my license is suspended. Got a little squirrelly on a turn and had it up on two wheels when he starts yelling at me! Chump.

Pool Party

This is the tamest pic I can post. Had some pretty crazy parties and, as usual, clothing became optional. If you want to see the hardcore stuff leave a comment.

It's a Table

Actually, the technical term is water table. It was fun and all but I need something that I can really swim (and pee) in.

Misplaced Pants

I'm ashamed to say, this is not the first time it has happened.

Easter

An elusive rabbit that deposits chicken embryos in secret locations and dispenses chocolate effigies to children?

Count me in.

Hey Girl

Abbey and I are blowing through our anytime minutes. Supposedly, Logan's carrying a torch since our failed relationship over in infant room B.






I'll play the field for a while... Edward and I have a chance if that little mope, Bella, will just stick with Jacob.

Confusing Dr. Seuss

I'm gonna take him to junior prom.