At great peril to himself, Jinx infiltrated the kidnapper's stronghold and obtained proof of Monkey and others' cruel detainment. I apologize for the graphic nature of the evidence and hope that my next posting will prove our joyful reunion.
This aggression will not stand.
After several days reconnaissance, Jinx has obtained intelligence on Monkey's location. The authorities are no help in a situation like this so I've decided to go in. Alone.
I have studied San Te in The 36th Chamber of Shaolin and I am ready.
Hold on Monkey. I'm coming for you.
And I'm bringing the Wu-Tang Style.
I think we can all agree. They're awesome.
Period.
So, I've been catching some flack about my infrequent postings here over the past 4 months. I apologize.
As way of an explanation for my lack of attention I offer the following: Monkey is being held ransom by an international kidnapping ring and I've been attempting to secure his release.
I'll provide more info shortly. Pray for Monkey.
I'll never forget it. Sweet Jersey corn, cooked to perfection.
And, wow, is it uncomfortable.
At great peril to himself, Jinx infiltrated the kidnapper's stronghold and obtained proof of Monkey and others' cruel detainment. I apologize for the graphic nature of the evidence and hope that my next posting will prove our joyful reunion.
