The Smurf Chair

I know, I know.

It's tacky and sooo 1981 but I got it for free and it really helps with the posture.

Oh, and it levitates. Which is a plus.

Sausage Fingers

I think I've got some teeth coming in.

At least, that's what I'm blaming the constant drooling and finger chewing on.

I'd wear a bib 24/7 but prefer to go au naturale.

A Good Joke

Monkey has been cracking me up recently. Most of his jokes involve bananas, but I still laugh at all of them.

Q. Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

A. Because they peel!

Classic...

No Pain, No Gain

Still working on those abs.

I can roll over on my own now at least... I guess that's something.

Death Star

Got my own fully armed and operational battle station this weekend. It's pretty sweet.



Say good-bye to Alderaan.

Om nom nom

Nana and Grampy visited today and brought this guy up. He and Monkey didn't get along...

inTouch Weekly

Abbey came over. As usual, the evening degenerated into mindless gossip and discussing fashion.

The fashion isn't as obvious as the gossip.

Abbey still won't believe that Brad left Angelina.