No Means No

Period.

For Monkey

So, I've been catching some flack about my infrequent postings here over the past 4 months. I apologize.
As way of an explanation for my lack of attention I offer the following: Monkey is being held ransom by an international kidnapping ring and I've been attempting to secure his release.
I'll provide more info shortly. Pray for Monkey.

My First Time

I'll never forget it. Sweet Jersey corn, cooked to perfection.

Yes, There's Sand Up There

And, wow, is it uncomfortable.

Wildwood, NJ

Had a great time on the boardwalk. The owner of this classic car let me take it out for a spin even though my license is suspended. Got a little squirrelly on a turn and had it up on two wheels when he starts yelling at me! Chump.

Pool Party

This is the tamest pic I can post. Had some pretty crazy parties and, as usual, clothing became optional. If you want to see the hardcore stuff leave a comment.

It's a Table

Actually, the technical term is water table. It was fun and all but I need something that I can really swim (and pee) in.