At great peril to himself, Jinx infiltrated the kidnapper's stronghold and obtained proof of Monkey and others' cruel detainment. I apologize for the graphic nature of the evidence and hope that my next posting will prove our joyful reunion.
This aggression will not stand.
After several days reconnaissance, Jinx has obtained intelligence on Monkey's location. The authorities are no help in a situation like this so I've decided to go in. Alone.
I have studied San Te in The 36th Chamber of Shaolin and I am ready.
Hold on Monkey. I'm coming for you.
And I'm bringing the Wu-Tang Style.
I think we can all agree. They're awesome.
Period.
So, I've been catching some flack about my infrequent postings here over the past 4 months. I apologize.
As way of an explanation for my lack of attention I offer the following: Monkey is being held ransom by an international kidnapping ring and I've been attempting to secure his release.
I'll provide more info shortly. Pray for Monkey.
I'll never forget it. Sweet Jersey corn, cooked to perfection.
And, wow, is it uncomfortable.
Had a great time on the boardwalk. The owner of this classic car let me take it out for a spin even though my license is suspended. Got a little squirrelly on a turn and had it up on two wheels when he starts yelling at me! Chump.
This is the tamest pic I can post. Had some pretty crazy parties and, as usual, clothing became optional. If you want to see the hardcore stuff leave a comment.
Actually, the technical term is water table. It was fun and all but I need something that I can really swim (and pee) in.
I'm ashamed to say, this is not the first time it has happened.
An elusive rabbit that deposits chicken embryos in secret locations and dispenses chocolate effigies to children?
Count me in.
Abbey and I are blowing through our anytime minutes. Supposedly, Logan's carrying a torch since our failed relationship over in infant room B.
I'll play the field for a while... Edward and I have a chance if that little mope, Bella, will just stick with Jacob.
I'm gonna take him to junior prom.
Not really sure what to make of this...
One push later, I needed to change my undies.
After being cooped up all winter, it's nice to be able to get back outside.
You may have noticed a distinct lack of Monkey recently.
This is Jinx and he'll be filling in.
Oh, my God. With cheese?
Excelsior.
Ice cream cake to be exact. It's ok as a food group, I guess, but it's not eggs.
My Dad is such a sucker.
I can check off walking and running from my 5 year plan. It's good to have goals...
At great peril to himself, Jinx infiltrated the kidnapper's stronghold and obtained proof of Monkey and others' cruel detainment. I apologize for the graphic nature of the evidence and hope that my next posting will prove our joyful reunion.
After several days reconnaissance, Jinx has obtained intelligence on Monkey's location. The authorities are no help in a situation like this so I've decided to go in. Alone.
So, I've been catching some flack about my infrequent postings here over the past 4 months. I apologize.
Had a great time on the boardwalk. The owner of this classic car let me take it out for a spin even though my license is suspended. Got a little squirrelly on a turn and had it up on two wheels when he starts yelling at me! Chump.
This is the tamest pic I can post. Had some pretty crazy parties and, as usual, clothing became optional. If you want to see the hardcore stuff leave a comment.
Actually, the technical term is water table. It was fun and all but I need something that I can really swim (and pee) in.
An elusive rabbit that deposits chicken embryos in secret locations and dispenses chocolate effigies to children?
Abbey and I are blowing through our anytime minutes. Supposedly, Logan's carrying a torch since our failed relationship over in infant room B.
