The Smurf Chair

I know, I know.

It's tacky and sooo 1981 but I got it for free and it really helps with the posture.

Oh, and it levitates. Which is a plus.

Sausage Fingers

I think I've got some teeth coming in.

At least, that's what I'm blaming the constant drooling and finger chewing on.

I'd wear a bib 24/7 but prefer to go au naturale.

A Good Joke

Monkey has been cracking me up recently. Most of his jokes involve bananas, but I still laugh at all of them.

Q. Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

A. Because they peel!

Classic...

No Pain, No Gain

Still working on those abs.

I can roll over on my own now at least... I guess that's something.

Death Star

Got my own fully armed and operational battle station this weekend. It's pretty sweet.



Say good-bye to Alderaan.

Om nom nom

Nana and Grampy visited today and brought this guy up. He and Monkey didn't get along...