Winnie and Me

Been hanging out with the honey hunter recently. Man, he has got some crazy friends! We got into this little scuffle last night with some chump named Chris Robin and it could've gotten ugly. Good thing me and Pooh are tight like Red Fox and Ripple.

Winter Wonderland

Jack Frost finally showed up. There's something about the first snow fall of the season that really stirs my sense of well being.

Maybe it's the knowledge that Al Gore can't say I told you so.

I'm super serial.

Credit Crunch

Well, that didn't take long. Everything I own is here in my trusty shopping cart. Not sure where I'm spending the night... Maybe Abbey will take me in for a while.

All I know is, never let a monkey co-sign on your mortgage.

Busted

Monkey ratted me out.

Too Far

I was enjoying my little joke - playing the fool and acting like her highness was a long lost "cousin."

But now...this? This is just weird.

Clueless

I can't believe this. He STILL doesn't know it's me!

Camouflage

While getting ready for bed I realized I'm getting a bit big for some of my old clothes. These new pajamas fit pretty well but have created some confusion.

Monkey thinks I'm a long lost cousin.

Dutch Oven

Monkey is trapped under here.

Juvenile?

Yes. Yes, it is.

Blue Steel

I've been testing out a new look recently. Still needs a bit of work but I've had some small success at getting shinies with it.

In this particular instance, it netted me a blackberry, which I promptly ate.

Gom Jabbar

This thing trips me out.

Ta-Dah

See how quickly my sense of style disappeared?

Lounge Wear

Check out the knee highs.

Now, that is what I call style.

3...2...1...

Zero.

Good thing the pillow was there to cushion my enormous noggin as it crashed to the floor.

Sometimes, sleep sneaks up on you like a freight train.

Bucket

Check this thing out!

You can put in all kinds of stuff and carry it around. Or, if you want, you can put it on your head and wear it like a helmet.

Whoever came up with this deserves the Nobel Prize for Awesome.

All Mine

Look at all this stuff.

I've been trying to unpack and organize but keep getting distracted by what comes out of each box.

I'm hoping to have everything put away in time for Christmas.

Phase 2

To be completed after nap time.

Success

Monkey and I have completed phase one of my master plan and infiltrated suburbia.

Phases two and three will be implemented shortly.

Samantha 1993-2009

We will always miss you.
Heather, Steve, & Baby Kate











( if you can, please donate to your local shelter )

Cutting Coupons

Finally got some time to do a little food shopping. I'm trying out some new stuff.

Apples = Meh...

Bananas = Ok.

Avocado = Yum!

Sector 7G

If Vader finds out about this, my weekend is ruined.

Iron Chef

I really enjoyed the Lion and Panda Hors D'oeuvres. Preparation and presentation were excellent.

The Lite-and-Play Butterfly had a very nice texture but the flavor was just a tad off. Maybe too much garlic.

Dishes Are Done

I always get the Dead Sea salt glow with Vichy shower. No towels.

Movin' On Up

Ugh. Paperwork.

Up late last night. I had to tie up some loose ends and start packing.

Hard to believe Monkey and I are going to actually be home owners considering he's lazy and I'm insolvent.

Clean Butt Disappointed

Oh, Monkey.

Your shameless self promotion can only lead to the dark side.

M-O-N-K-E-Y

Finally! A chance to express myself without Kate critiquing my work.

Her highness is at the "spa." She won't even admit that she bathes in a sink...





My head-shot above. I'm available for runway, print, and some acting. I did the cover for PLUSH magazine, August '07.




Here's more of an action shot.

It really captures my sense of adventure.

School Clothes

I rocked this outfit at school last week. The extra high britches combined with such a commanding t-shirt made me the toast of infant room B.

Red Hat

I only run Linux.

( i just made myself lol )

The Smurf Chair

I know, I know.

It's tacky and sooo 1981 but I got it for free and it really helps with the posture.

Oh, and it levitates. Which is a plus.

Sausage Fingers

I think I've got some teeth coming in.

At least, that's what I'm blaming the constant drooling and finger chewing on.

I'd wear a bib 24/7 but prefer to go au naturale.

A Good Joke

Monkey has been cracking me up recently. Most of his jokes involve bananas, but I still laugh at all of them.

Q. Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

A. Because they peel!

Classic...

No Pain, No Gain

Still working on those abs.

I can roll over on my own now at least... I guess that's something.

Death Star

Got my own fully armed and operational battle station this weekend. It's pretty sweet.



Say good-bye to Alderaan.

Om nom nom

Nana and Grampy visited today and brought this guy up. He and Monkey didn't get along...

inTouch Weekly

Abbey came over. As usual, the evening degenerated into mindless gossip and discussing fashion.

The fashion isn't as obvious as the gossip.

Abbey still won't believe that Brad left Angelina.

Call Me Papillon

So I figured it was time for me to start working out since spring has arrived. I was gonna get that Wii Fit but Lenny and Megan got me an exercise mat.

It's called "Monkey Island" but Monkey won't go near it. Torture Island is more like it.

Tattle Tale

Monkey has a big mouth.

Don't believe anything he says.

I Worry

Sometimes I worry about things.
Little things.

Like, "Where's my milk?"
Or, "Seriously, where is my milk?"

But mostly I worry about Monkey. He's not so bright.

Shhh....

I think it's so funny that Lenny and Megan have a note on their doorbell asking folks to "knock softly." They don't want their man child to wake up. Poor Griffin...

I can sleep through a Jonas Brothers concert.

Oh. Hi!

I've been enjoying some time here on my boppy. It sure is comfy. Monkey usually naps here with me but...
It's bath time for Monkey.
Spin cycle.

I Have A Hat

Mommy took me for a walk today. Best part was showing off my cool new hat. I really love it.

Monkey was jealous.